Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A Whiter Smile

While visiting my parents, I come across a bottle of tooth whitening powder in the bathroom. It belongs to my brother. It claims to work in one application. I dip my finger in the powder and scrub my teeth with it. It does work, leaving my teeth noticably whiter. It also makes my gums bleed quite a bit.

Note: I had a Freudian psychotherapist once who told me that dreaming about losing teeth is a castration issue.

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